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Barney Songs
The Not-So-Magical Magician
Thenotsomagicalmagician
Debuted in The Land of Make-Believe (album)
Written by Stephen White
Usage Discontinued Use (Last Appearance in: The Best of Barney)
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The Not-So-Magical Magician is a original Barney song that first appeared in The Land of Make-Believe (album).

Lyrics

I'm a not-so-magical magician,

A not-so-wonderful wiz.

As sorcerers go,

I'm just so-so.

I make oceans of potions but they've got no fizz.


I'm a not-so-magical magician.

My trickes tend to go off the track.

A rabbit in a hat?

I tried to do that.

But the bunny bounced away and he never bounced back!


My prestidigitation lacks imagination.

I'm a codger whose conjuring is lame.

You see, spells for me are not my specialty.

And when I wave my hand, I've got bad aim!


He's a not-so-magical magician,

A not-so-wonderful wiz.

As sorcerers go,

he's just so-so.

He makes oceans of potions but they've got no fizz.


I'm a not-so-magical magician.

I'm not even sure what this thing is!

I make noise and smoke, but it's all a joke,

so I guess I should get out of the magic biz.

Cause I'm a not-so-magical magician,

A not-so-wonderful....

Colorful but blunderful

Not so wonderful wiz!

Barney Song Used In...

  1. The Land of Make-Believe (album)
  2. The Land of Make-Believe
  3. The Best of Barney (Scene Taken from: The Land of Make-Believe)

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